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my math teacher:*pulls out dollar bill* how much is this worth?
Students:$1
teacher:*folds bill in half* how much is this worth now?
students:$1
teacher:*folds bill in half again* how much is it worth now?
students:$1
teacher:what about if I crumple it up and throw it on the ground? Will someone pass by it and say, "Ooh, a dollar, but I won't pick it up because it's all crumpled and dirty"?
students:No, because it's still worth a dollar.
teacher:Exactly. No matter how much a human goes through or how much they do, they're still worth the life of a human.

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sphaghetti:

literally the tightest shit i have ever learned on this website is that when u spell the word “socks” out loud u are actually saying the spansih phrase “it is what it is”

eso si que es

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temerairekin:

lets all agree that going up stairs on all fours is actually the best experience of the whole earth

Conversely, going down stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience of the whole earth.

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